Meowdy partner! Come on down to the Kitty Twister, Crystal DC's Premier Honky Tonk. We're a little bar dedicated to serving up ice-cold beer and playing the best Country, Blues, and Classic Rock. So if you're looking for a change of pace from EDM and fancy nightclubs, throw on those cowboy boots and come on down!Malboro - Goblet - Ward 14 - Plot 12
Open every Sunday and Wednesday, 9PM (EST)
Love across servers?
Haven't unlocked the Bonding Ceremony?
Don't want to do the same ol' timed cut scenes as everyone else?
Don't want to pay real money?KITTY HAS YOU COVERED!Located out back of the Kitty Twister, this small chapel is the perfect place for a wedding, bonding or any other service where you need a fancy little gatherin'! Seating for 24, more if you squish together, an alter, stage platform and decorations!Have a color scheme planned out? NO PROBLEM! Flowers, rugs and seats can be dyed!
(Supply your own dye or pay at market price: 8 Seats, 12 Wall flower vines, 5 rose planters, 4 rugs - 29 dyes total)Bard services are available for an additional fee!Contact us on Discord for more info and package prices!Crystal - Malboro - Goblet - Ward 14 - Plot 8 - Room #4
Meal or No Deal!
Contest Information:
Think you got what it takes to eat the biggest dang burger the cattes at Kitty Twister can whip up? Show us what you got!100k Gil buy-in gets you a chance to walk home with 1 MILLION Gil! All you gotta do is eat this big ol' burger in 10 bites!
Rules:
Bites are taken as a /random 100. Each roll, contestants have to beat ever-increasing odds in order to progress to the next roll! As the difficulty of winning increases, so does the cash prize!
Contestants can choose to walk away at any time, and take their winnings with them, but if they lose a roll, they lose all their winnings as well!
Roll 1 - Beat a 5 (25k)
Roll 2 - Beat a 10 (50k)
Roll 3 - Beat a 15 (75k)
Roll 4 - Beat a 20 (100k)
Roll 5 - Beat a 25 (150k)
Roll 6 - Beat a 30 (250k)
Roll 7 - Beat a 35 (400k)
Roll 8 - Beat a 40 (600k)
Roll 9 - Beat a 45 (850k)
Roll 10 - Beat a 50 (1 Mil)Each contestant may only attempt the challenge ONCE per visit!
GRAND PRIZE WINNERS will be forever commemorated in the Meal or No Deal channel in the Kitty Twister Discord with a picture to commemorate the event!
A collaborative event to celebrate music and the inextinguishable creativity of our Bard and Venue community! Come join us this summer for a full day and night of Country, Classic Rock, Blues, Metal, Roleplay and in-game Bard Performances from some of the most talented and creative minds in Final Fantasy XIV!
